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Old 05-07-2018, 07:32 AM
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Heres another nautical one Marco -

What do you call a seagull offshore?

A Bagel.
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Old 05-07-2018, 07:44 AM
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What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
Sherbet
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I am definitely getting slow !
It took me three or four tries Doug.

What do you call your brother with a number plate on his head ?
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Old 05-07-2018, 11:21 AM
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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what do you call a boomerang that wont come back\
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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: hill-arious

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A new revolution! Also known as people smiling and being happy.
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What do you call someone who does not pass wind in public?
A private tutor.
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What do you call a vehicle with one wheel?

A tow truck, cause it sure ain't going anywhere on it's own.
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Old 05-08-2018, 04:23 PM
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing slippers?

Phillipe Floppe
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