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Old 05-08-2018, 04:44 PM
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Heres another nautical one Marco -

What do you call a seagull offshore?

A Bagel.
Oh, man. That took me SO long....
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Old 05-08-2018, 04:45 PM
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What do you call the border between Finland and Norway?

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Bless you, Marco. You have brightened my day !
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Old 05-09-2018, 03:07 PM
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What do you call a shoe salesperson that primarily helps people try on boots?

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Old 05-09-2018, 03:33 PM
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Oh well I guess some peeps have different ways of expressing their creativity. Just think of all the paper you all could have assembled instead of this. (Actually some are purdy funny)
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Oh well I guess some peeps have different ways of expressing their creativity. Just think of all the paper you all could have assembled instead of this. (Actually some are purdy funny)
thats why its in comedy stand not build threads
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
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Dear MichaelS
The thing is that like many people I have many ways of expressing my creativity, not just paper models (which I am still dreadful at but I love it ).
I design, build and fly free flight and R/C models, build plastic models, play (badly) guitar, mandolin, tuba, trombone and ukulele etc. I also LOVE telling jokes. The more surreal the better.
My biggest thrill is to combine hobbies, so I am trying to make a micro rc version of Gary's Super 60 kit, and now I am determined to make a playable card guitar (actually, I've just realised, playable card ? playing card? I must follow this road to the bitter end !)
And of course ! The card MUST be the Joker !
Sorry Michael, I'm running away with myself here,
Anyway, all the best
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Old 05-11-2018, 09:24 AM
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One more then?

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A fsh
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