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What do you call....?
Could we have a "What do you call.......?" thread please ?
If I might start the paper tube rolling..... Q. What do you call a man with a number plate on his head ? A. Reg. Q. What do you call an Irishman with a large pane of glass behind each ear ? A. Paddy O'Doors. Off we go know kiddies........
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Q What do you call a man with a shovel on his head ?
A Doug Q What do you call a man without a shovel on his head ? A Douglas
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Q What do you call a man with a car on his head
A Jack
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what do you call a dead irish man
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q,what do you call a blind reindeer
a, no idea q what do you call a blind reindeer with no legs a,still no idea
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What do you call the lady hanging out the washing?
Peg.
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What do you call the bloke laying at your doorstep?
Matt.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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What do you call a swimmer with no arms and legs?
Bob.
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