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Old 05-06-2018, 11:27 AM
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What do you call....?

Could we have a "What do you call.......?" thread please ?
If I might start the paper tube rolling.....

Q. What do you call a man with a number plate on his head ?
A. Reg.

Q. What do you call an Irishman with a large pane of glass behind each ear ?
A. Paddy O'Doors.

Off we go know kiddies........
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Old 05-06-2018, 12:06 PM
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Q What do you call a man with a shovel on his head ?
A Doug

Q What do you call a man without a shovel on his head ?
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Old 05-06-2018, 12:45 PM
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Q What do you call a man with a car on his head
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Old 05-06-2018, 03:12 PM
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what do you call a dead irish man
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Old 05-06-2018, 03:13 PM
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q,what do you call a blind reindeer
a, no idea
q what do you call a blind reindeer with no legs
a,still no idea
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Old 05-06-2018, 04:38 PM
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What do you call the lady hanging out the washing?

Peg.
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What do you call the bloke laying at your doorstep?

Matt.
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What do you call an irishman under a bed of leaves?
-Russell

What do you call a woman with just one leg?
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

-Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
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What do you call a swimmer with no arms and legs?

Bob.
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