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Party
It was a lovely evening, the music was good and people were dancing without any trace of embarrassment, even the men.
A tall, dark and VERY handsome man came up to a girl. She was beautiful beyond belief and he could not resist talking to her even if it meant a rejection . "Hi" he said, "My name is Bob, I know I'm being forward but could I buy you a drink ?" "Well thank you!", said the beautiful girl, "Most men seem to be afraid to talk to me, never mind offering me a drink. Yes, I would love it if you would but a drink for me" "Oh good " said Bob, "I was afraid of rejection by such a pretty girl. What would you like ? It seems to be a choice of Port or Sherry at the moment." "Oh that's no problem. With me it's always Sherry, I have so many fond memories of drinking it. " "I can remember my first kiss, below the big oak near Nottingham, we drank Sherry from each others glass. Running through the fields with my future husband, Geoff, we still celebrate that day with a glass of Sherry. Sherry makes me feel young again, as if I could just fun through the fields, climb a tree or just sit holding hands with the man I love" "Port just makes me fart"
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That's funny.
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Keep posting the jokes, we all need something to make us smile.😸😸😸
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