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Old 10-02-2020, 06:38 PM
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Does atheism qualify as a non-prophet organization?
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Old 10-15-2020, 01:02 PM
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I had to go to the doctor's yesterday, but my usual doctor was off sick.
Instead I saw a locum who was Turkish.
I was delighted.
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Old 10-17-2020, 01:13 PM
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In Egypt, they have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts instead of bandages.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Old 10-17-2020, 01:24 PM
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Please forgive me if this a little risque.
It was a hot afternoon in the quiet western town, when in rode big John Wayne.
He strode in his own inimical way into the house of ill repute.
"Why howdy Mr Wayne, what can I do for you today?"
"Mam, I'd like to know how much you'd charge for the pleasure of my company?"!Oh Mr Wayne, I could not possibly charge for the pleasure of YOUR company"
"That's mighty kind of you Mam. Company.... Dis..Mount !
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Old 10-17-2020, 03:00 PM
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Old 10-22-2020, 11:14 AM
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I was selling my pet python on ebay.
I got a call from a prospective buyer.
"How big is it?" he asked.
"Gosh", I said, "It's HUGE !""How many feet ?" he asked.
" Well, none" I said. "It's a snake !"
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Old 11-02-2020, 12:05 PM
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I was always told, I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far, I've made a vase and two bowls, and they're lovely.
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Old 11-02-2020, 01:51 PM
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I recently got into a heated debate concerning a taboo political subject here. Well at the climax of the debate the other individual asked me, " What kind of fool do you think I am?" My reply was. " Why. Is there more than one kind?"
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Old 11-02-2020, 09:26 PM
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Smile Another joke

Q. Why won't cannibals eat circus clowns?

A. Because they taste funny.
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Old 11-02-2020, 09:28 PM
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Here's one you can win beers with:

Q.If you head STRAIGHT SOUTH from the center of Detroit, Michigan, what is the first foreign country you will hit?

A. It's Canada. Look at a map and you will see this is correct.
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