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Old 10-02-2020, 06:38 PM
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Does atheism qualify as a non-prophet organization?
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I had to go to the doctor's yesterday, but my usual doctor was off sick.
Instead I saw a locum who was Turkish.
I was delighted.
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Old 10-17-2020, 01:13 PM
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In Egypt, they have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts instead of bandages.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Please forgive me if this a little risque.
It was a hot afternoon in the quiet western town, when in rode big John Wayne.
He strode in his own inimical way into the house of ill repute.
"Why howdy Mr Wayne, what can I do for you today?"
"Mam, I'd like to know how much you'd charge for the pleasure of my company?"!Oh Mr Wayne, I could not possibly charge for the pleasure of YOUR company"
"That's mighty kind of you Mam. Company.... Dis..Mount !
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Old 10-17-2020, 03:00 PM
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Old 10-22-2020, 11:14 AM
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I was selling my pet python on ebay.
I got a call from a prospective buyer.
"How big is it?" he asked.
"Gosh", I said, "It's HUGE !""How many feet ?" he asked.
" Well, none" I said. "It's a snake !"
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