Bad Jokes, Folks

[dennis]

Originally Posted by Erik J

Wife's Diary:

My husband and I had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner tonight, but he is acting strange.

I had gone shopping all day with my friends, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late, but he didn't comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested we go somewhere quiet to talk. He agreed, but didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong;

He said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you", too.

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and that he no longer wanted me.

He just sat quietly watching TV, and seemed distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed, but I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

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Husband's Diary:

Lost my new paper modelling scissors. No idea where to look for them.

excellent!

[dennis]

Originally Posted by sprogs

I caught my son chewing on electrical cables

So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.

This is shocking. Even after a year in Biloxi learning electronics.

[dennis]

Well people, and any other type of creature posting to this forum. I've spent the last 16+ hours reading entries found here. 16+ hours I have no possible way of retrieving, lost to me, never to be used again in more beneficial ways of serving my community...

But hot dame it was fun!

[Erik J]

My favorite restaurant is called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals are only $150.

[murphyaa]

Originally Posted by Erik J

My favorite restaurant is called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals are only $150.

I've been to that restaurant. I like that they only serve vegetables and liver on the kids menu.

[sprogs]

A few weeks ago sprogs minor (little brother) told me it was pride month soon and I should get involved and support it.
I suppose I should have at least done a little bit of research first.

Anyway, know anyone who needs twelve lions ?

[Philip]

Hee - hee - hee!

[Erik J]

My computer buddy offered me a free Apple computer, but I remembered the warning: 'Beware of geeks bearing gifts'.