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Old 08-02-2018, 06:25 PM
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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Why the long face?" The horse said, "I'll tell you, but first I need a pint of bitter, love." After emptying several pints on the house, the horse said, "Alright, I'll tell. I have chronic alcoholism."
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Times New Roman, Calibri, and Arial walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your type!"
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What do you call five Spaniards on the Titanic? sinko
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta
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Dad: My son says I only make 'dad jokes'. What's a 'dad joke'?
Dad: A "dad joke" sounds like "a bad joke", but it's not.
Dad: Got it. Thanks, dad.
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Too bad the only bad jokes I know will get me banned.
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Too bad the only bad jokes I know will get me banned.
lol im holding myself back too
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mum and dad don't need to hear those jokes now do they?
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A joke for our friend from Brampton...
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I can make this joke
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A dog with three legs walked into a saloon in the Old West.
What can I do for you? asked the bartender.
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw, replied the dog.
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A dog with three legs walked into a saloon in the Old West.
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I'm looking for the man who shot my paw, replied the dog.
lol good one
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