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JohnM don't let the precious PC see that clothes label!
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A weasel walks into a bar.
"OH my God! I have never seen a weasel come into my bar! And I've seen a lot of strange animals in here! What can I get you?"




"Pop." Goes the weasel.
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Old 08-06-2018, 10:35 AM
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humpthree!
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:45 AM
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What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?
Moooooon Booooooots!

What airline do english ghosts use?
British Scareways!

What´s the opposite of crocodile´s tears?
An alligator´s smile!

What is grey, lays on the ground of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck!

You know about the problems of the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils!

I go all those and many more from the son of an acquaintance of mine. He was with the boy scouts and among his books was "The awful joke book" and "The even more awful joke book". Both of them terribly tattered so I guess he knew their contents by heart.
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Old 08-06-2018, 06:40 PM
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.

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Pregnant.

Phil
...... lmao
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BIGGRIN!



About weasels:

"There was an old lady from Tring,
Who, when one asked her to sing,
replied: "Ain´t that odd?
I can never tell "God
save the weasel" from "Pop goes the king!"
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BIGGRIN!



About weasels:

"There was an old lady from Tring,
Who, when one asked her to sing,
replied: "Ain´t that odd?
I can never tell "God
save the weasel" from "Pop goes the king!"
*sigh* *why?* ......lmao
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Here’s the tale of an economist on holiday in Las Vegas. He found himself one night in a bar standing beside a gorgeous woman. “Would you be willing to sleep with me for $1 million?” he asked her. She looked him over. There wasn’t much to see—but still, $1 million! She agreed to go back to his room.
“All right then, “ he said. “Would you be willing to sleep with me for $100?”
“A hundred dollars!” she shot back. “What do you think I am, a prostitute?”
“We’ve already established that. Now we’re just negotiating the price.”
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Did you hear about the guy who got sideswiped while driving his Jeep? He lost his left arm and leg.........he's all right now.
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