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Struggling to get your lizard up in the morning?
You may have reptile dysfunction... |
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws,,,
At least outlaws are wanted. ( HE HE ) |
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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said "Thanks! But how do you know I'm
not a serial killer?" I replied "The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical". Silence. Anyone up for some Trump jokes
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Did you hear about the Deer that came walking out of the woods
with a weird look on her face? She said,,, That's the last time she would ever do that for two bucks. |
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A farmer genetically engineers and breeds 3 legged chickens so his wife, his son and himself can each have drumstick at the weekly roast dinner. When asked how they taste he replied: ''Dunno. Ain't been able to catch one yet."
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Two termites walk into a bar. One looks at the other and says...
"Hey! Where's the bar tender?"
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Dear Gary:
English Trump jokes have got to be better than what is on the news, Bring them on Waiting, Miles
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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Notebook, 1894 |
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Funny Obituary
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For Miles
Here you go Miles,
My wife found this one on her Facebook page. Enjoy, Gary |
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Dear Gary:
That is like the Bar sign that said free beer tomorrow. Never happen Miles
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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Notebook, 1894 |
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