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Ok, this is the last Trump/political comment.
One of the forum rules is nothing political, as I can sense this going the wrong way quickly, there will not be any more political jokes or commentary. If you feel you need to engage in this type of conversation, do so on sites dedicated to that, or on facebook. Rick
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Hmmm... probably for the best.
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I agree,
We all are having a good time sharing our love of this hobby and our country. As a veteran myself I hope you all have a great holiday season this year. Best Regards, Gary |
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Right-on Rick!.. (keep it out of my football as well)..
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "So is the bar tender here?"
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Drunk biker waltzes into a bar yelling
"Honey, I'm home!" "Honey,take the damn garbage out and stay there" barman yells back. |
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Hey, I used that one already! /points to post #76
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to standard. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy. Rottweiler: Make me! Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I’m not afraid of the dark… Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself. Doberman: While it’s out, I’ll just take a nap on the couch. Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there! Labradoodle: I'll get that bulb outta there - hey! you want the fixture too? Wait a minute - let's get these wire thingies out while we're at it - I'll be with you in a minute . . . . Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle… Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb! Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz… The Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
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Terrific stuff Sprogs!
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Cats reply, Light bulb, we don't kneed no stinking light bulb, we see in the dark.
Enjoyment Miles
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