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dear god what have i done
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Dear Ann:
For next all hollows eve Scale the model up in size to fit you like a bathing suit Grin Miles
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Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks,
when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was for charity, they bought five tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - a six-month supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. The next time they met at the bar, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great" said Tom. "I love spaghetti". "Me too" replied Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so good" Harry groaned "I reckon I'll go back to toilet paper".
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Many years ago, when I was having a hard time making ends meet, I used to go around our neighborhood collecting soda cans to turn in as scrap aluminum.
I would spend hours roaming the neighborhood with a "borrowed" shopping cart collecting as many soda cans as I could. After it got dark I would head home and start crushing the soda cans. I would spend hours and hours just mindlessly crushing soda cans, in the same way they were crushing my will to live. It was soda pressing. |
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I'm sure everyone here is familiar with Sin City.
But does anyone know Den City? It's Mass over Volume. |
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Good one. Mass over volume.
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A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was
sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said "You're beautiful". Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" The wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful" it was now "cute". She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?" The man replied "The drugs are wearing off!"
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Cain wanted to be like his brother....
But, he wasn't Abel. |
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