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I walked into a pub last night and the barman said to me, "Are you here for the Neil Diamond karaoke contest?"
"I am" I said.
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#112
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A spokesman says that police are investigating a shooting incident, involving a starters' pistol, they suspect it’s race related...
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#113
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How does The Rock go to the bathroom?
He 'Dwaynes' his 'Johnson' |
#114
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I heard that Pluto was recently re-classified as a Dwarf Planet?
When I was in school it was just a regular Planet. I guess they only recently discovered the dwarves? |
#115
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What is the difference between a seal and a sealion?
At least one electron. |
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#116
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How do you know a joke has become a Dad Joke?
When it is full groan and becomes apparent. |
#117
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Of course you have to actually be a father before you can tell Dad Jokes.
They even have a term for when someone who is not a father tells a Dad Joke. It's called a 'Faux Pas' |
#118
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I attended an amazing talk on the history and development of stereophonic sound reproduction.
There were two speakers. |
#119
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Lumberjacks know exactly how many trees they have felled in their life.
Everytime they cut a tree down they keep a log.
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~Doug~ AC010505 EAMUS CATULI! Audere est Facere THFC 19**-20** R.I.P. it up, Tear it up, Have a Ball |
#120
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I tried to make my racing snail faster by removing his shell to make him more streamlined.
But it only made him more sluggish. |
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