Bad Jokes, Folks

[BikerWilly]

Q. No matter how hungry they are, even if they are starving, an Eskimo will NEVER eat a penguin's egg. Why is this?

A. Because Eskimos are at the North Pole, and Penguins are at the South Pole.

[sprogs]

I was absolutely devastated when my boyfriend left me.
So I went out and bought an anatomy colouring book.
It's nice to have a shoulder to crayon.

[sprogs]

Because of covid 19 the world origami championship will be televised live.
I understand it will be paper view.

[pjabraham]

Sprogs, I look forward to your posts. They're awfully clever and always make me chuckle.
Phil

[sprogs]

A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" He asked his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives."
"you idiot" said the chemist "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" the assistant replied "Look at him, he wouldn't dare cough now

[Butelczynski]

Laxatives also cure hiccups. Tested empirically.

I dare you

[Jay0]

A man walks into the Doctor's room. The Doctor says 'Good grief, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly...' 'I know', said the man, 'It's driving me nuts!'

[Revell-Fan]

A woman has two beautiful daughters and now gives birth to a son. However, the son is the ugliest baby you can imagine. Her husband is outraged and shouts at her:

"There is only one explanation why this baby looks so ugly: You have betrayed me!"
"No", she responds, "not this time."

[Revell-Fan]

Drunken calculating


Two friends are sitting at the bar.
"I'm founding a vocal group. A quartet."
"That sounds great! With whom?"
"Me and two friends."
"Which friends?"
"My brother."
"You have a brother?"
"No."

[Philip]

Lady (addressing a tinker on her doorstep): Are you copper-bottoming my man?

Tinker: No I'm aluminiuming ma'am.