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Old 10-17-2018, 05:42 AM
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On the ISS, . . .

Even though the International Space Station is the combined effort of many nations all working together, it is mainly Americans and Russians running most of it. The Japanese built a lot of the other equipment, but most other nations primarily send astronauts and experiments as their contribution.
So when Tim Peake arrived, he was disappointed to find that most everyone drank coffee and not tea. He had brought his own tea, but not milk. On his third day he said to Scott Kelly "I can't find any milk for my tea."
And Scott replied "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
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Old 10-17-2018, 06:32 AM
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Another credited Scott Kelly gem ...

“Our vacuum, the only thing on the ISS that doesn’t suck.”
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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere a cop is pulling over a guy...

-have you been drinking?
-no,why?are you looking for a company?
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Old 10-19-2018, 05:48 AM
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Somewhere in the middle of nowhere a cop is pulling over a guy...

-have you been drinking?
-no,why?are you looking for a company?
Cop - Your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed?
Guy - Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
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