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Old 10-30-2018, 10:31 AM
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Captain Discipline

A friend passed this one to me today:

About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying... on their way home from a school trip.

Once we were in the air, the crew began serving drinks and pleaded with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.

No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked.

I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced,

"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"
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Old 10-30-2018, 08:07 PM
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Ha ha....way to go!! Would like to have been a fly on the wall to see the look on their faces....!
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Chaperoned a school trip to Anchorage one time. It was an overnighter. About 2am and no sleep, one of the teachers started making the trouble makers start calling their parents at 2am to explain why they were calling. Finally some sleep.

That teacher was genius!

Mike
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