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Old 10-31-2018, 07:51 AM
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Clark tells Lois.

After many, many years keeping his secret from Lois, Clark decided it was finally time for 'THE TALK".
As Lois was washing the dishes after dinner, Clark took his glasses off and placed them on the kitchen table.
"Lois, we need to talk."
Lois turned around and said "Oh my God!"
"Where did that table come from? I have never seen that table in my entire life!"
Clark just turned and walked away.
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Not getting it.
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Old 12-14-2018, 05:55 PM
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Hahaha! That would explain a few things.
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Not getting it.
okay, try this version then...

After many, many years keeping his secret from Lois, Clark decided it was finally time for 'THE TALK".
As Lois was washing the dishes after dinner, Clark took his glasses off and placed them on the Dog.
"Lois, we need to talk."
Lois turned around and said "Oh my God!"
"Where did that dog come from? Who's dog is that? I have never seen that dog in my entire life!"
Clark just turned and kicked the cat.
He didn't have to, it just felt good to kick the cat.
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