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Moms Mabley: I've go the body of a young girl!
Pops: You better give it back, your'e getting it all wrinkled! (Most of you will have look this one up too.) |
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As a long time Dr. Demento listener from way back when he was live on KMET in LA, that one I get.
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I'm 44, and I think a Greek god stole my body and left me with a loaner.
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And I treat my body like a temple!
A Greek Temple. it's ancient, crumbling and likely to collapse at any moment without warning. |
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I am 53, I told a lady if she allowed me to find out her age by the method mentioned in point four. My face still burns.
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As explained in the beginning young'un ... Y'all gotta be a genuine OAP (65+) to git away wiv such fings. Unless your target is over 60 o'course. Then she just might giv yer a few more guesses.
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It's what I thought, less than 65 refrain from trying.:
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Thank you, really needed reading this today.
Only 62-7/12 y/o, but still going to try #4 ASAP! Mike |
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I was born in '51. You figure it out. I'm still wild and crazy, though. In fact, I had an "all nighter" recently...didn't have to get out of bed once to pee.
Thank God for rubber sheets.
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Regards, Don I don't always build models, but when I do... I prefer paper. Keep your scissors sharp, my friends. |
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TMI, Don, TMI
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"Rock is Dead, Long Live Paper and Scissors" International Paper Model Convention Blog http://paperdakar.blogspot.com/ "The weak point of the modern car is the squidgy organic bit behind the wheel." Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear's Race to Oslo |
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