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Old 08-15-2019, 09:27 AM
sprogs sprogs is offline
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Yes, I know it's an Irish joke, but it is rather good !

Paddy and Mick were at the top of the 20 storey building they were working on dangling their legs over the edge as they opened their lunchboxes.
Paddy opens his and shouts "Awww s***e, Bl**dy egg and cress AGAIN!"
"I hate bl**dy egg and cress, in fact if I get egg and bl**dy cress one more time I'm going to throw myself off the building !"
Next day, sure enough a they sat down for lunch and Paddy opened his lunchbox "AWWW SH**TE, BL**DY EGG AND CRESS AGAIN !", and with that cry he hurled himself over the edge to his death.
Later that day the police came to ask his widow if she had any idea why he'd killed himself, Was he depressed ?
"No, not at all, in fact he seemed quite cheerful when he was making his lunch this morning"
Please forgive me.
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