Social Distancing

[Karl]

I started eating a lot of baked beans. It doesn't stop the virus but helps with the social distancing.

[ARMORMAN]

Originally Posted by Pixelpusher

I was just at the pub an hour ago and said the same thing. :D

They just shut down all the bars in the area....takeout only....

WAIT! WHAT?!!?

[Texman]

Originally Posted by ARMORMAN

They just shut down all the bars in the area....takeout only....

WAIT! WHAT?!!?

Take out bars? I'm in!

[Mike1158]

I sincerely hope you are 'out'...........

[southwestforests]

You know it's bad when the Library Orders you to NOT return books,

No overdue fines will be charged during this time and checkout periods are extended through April 30. All pending holds are frozen. All book drops are locked. Do not return materials to the library.

[mbauer]

I don't know who wrote this, but they hit it solid with the clock comment. Enough of a reason to get rid of the old named version; never have to change from Standard again.



Used to spin the toilet paper like it is the Wheel of Fortune; Now it’s more like trying to crack a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Not sure where to go for Easter: The bedroom or living room.

PSA: every few days be sure to wear your pants just to make sure they still fit. PJ’s will have you thinking that all is well in the kingdom.

Home schooling: 2-students suspended for fighting and the teacher was fired for drinking on the job.

Who would’ve guessed that we were turning the clocks ahead from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone?

This morning a neighbor was talking to her cat. She must have been thinking it understood her. Went straight home to tell the dog, we had a good laugh.

Went to a new restaurant called the kitchen. You have to hunt and gather the food before cooking it. How are they still in business?



Mike

[Kevin WS]

Lockdowns - if they are strict - are getting results, fortunately!

We are in our second week and so far so good. The third week will be the telling point. And our lockdown is really strict - and being enforced as well.

[ashevilleangler]

My favorite fly fishing rod is 15 feet long. I'm think of taking with me whenever I'm outside. If I can smack you with it you're too damn close.

Curt

[rickstef]

Originally Posted by ashevilleangler

My favorite fly fishing rod is 15 feet long. I'm think of taking with me whenever I'm outside. If I can smack you with it you're too damn close.

Curt

Shouldn't it be your least favorite rod? so if you do hit someone and it breaks, you won't be too upset about losing it