TP Movie Names

[at6]

50 rolls of t.p. [50 shades of gray]

[rjm]

Debbie Does TP. Doesn't everyone? I they can still buy it. Haven't used Sears-Robuck
catalogs for years and that was only for the outhouse, don't think modern flush toilets
would work well or we could use junk mail.

[rickstef]

Ford vs Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper vs Ferrari
Toilet Paper & Cash
Tango & Toilet Paper

[CharlieC]

Originally Posted by rjm

Debbie Does TP. Doesn't everyone? I they can still buy it. Haven't used Sears-Robuck
catalogs for years and that was only for the outhouse, don't think modern flush toilets
would work well or we could use junk mail.

Don't flush anything except for real toilet paper. Toilet paper is designed to disintegrate into fibres when it's soaked so it doesn't cause any problems in the sewer. Other types of paper don't and cause blockages in the sewer. My local water and sewage board has been very loud in the media to stop people using paper towels and other things as a substitute for toilet paper.

The real solution, of course, would be the public flogging of some hoarders. Back in the convict days they seemed to have a standard way of solving problems - "the cat is a great persuader".

Regards,

Charlie

[pjabraham]

Originally Posted by CharlieC

Don't flush anything except for real toilet paper. Toilet paper is designed to disintegrate into fibres when it's soaked so it doesn't cause any problems in the sewer. Other types of paper don't and cause blockages in the sewer. My local water and sewage board has been very loud in the media to stop people using paper towels and other things as a substitute for toilet paper.

The real solution, of course, would be the public flogging of some hoarders. Back in the convict days they seemed to have a standard way of solving problems - "the cat is a great persuader".

Regards,

Charlie

That's a loooong movie name.

Phil

[at6]

A T. P. Roll Now. [Apocalypse Now] "There's nothing like the smell of T. P. in the morning. That's the smell of victory."

[at6]

Originally Posted by rjm

Debbie Does TP. Doesn't everyone? I they can still buy it. Haven't used Sears-Robuck
catalogs for years and that was only for the outhouse, don't think modern flush toilets
would work well or we could use junk mail.

I remember outhouses and Sears Roebuck catalogues. Never use the shiny pages. There were also the J. C. Penny catalogues. I was d*mn near 7 years old before I saw a flush toilet and indoor plumbing.

[whulsey]

at6, growing up on a farm in Oklahoma was in about the same situation.

[at6]

Toilet Paper in Tucson [Gunsmoke in Tucson}

[CharlieC]

You can do better than that - how about:

The Girl with the Dragon Toilet Paper [The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo]
The Girl who kicked the Hornet's Toilet Paper [The Girl who kicked the Hornet's Nest]
Eternal Toilet Paper [Eternal Zero]
Men in Toilet Paper [Men in Black]
The Zero Toilet Paper [The Zero Theorem]
Red Toilet Paper [Red Cliff]
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Toilet Paper [Curse of the Black Pearl]
Pirates of the Carribean; Dead Man's Toilet Paper [Dead Man's Chest]
Stargate: The Arc of Toilet Paper [The Arc of Truth]
Toilet Paper Charisma [Zero Charisma]
This is Spinal Toilet Paper [This is Spinal Tap]
The Sum of All Toilet Paper [The Sum of all Fears]
The Man who Sued Toilet Paper [The Man who Sued God]
Detroit Metal Toilet Paper [Detroit Metal City]
The Fifth Toilet Paper [The Fifth Element]

Regards,

Charlie