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Old 03-19-2010, 06:07 AM
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Talking The Wedding

You got to love this guy...

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno (?)
mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was
an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F---you too!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.

His revenge - making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
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Old 03-19-2010, 04:54 PM
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peter i have been best man at two weddings and had not to make one speech, the handy thing with been best man at a Nigerian wedding the best man don't make a speech at all but I can dance like a demon.
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Old 03-19-2010, 05:30 PM
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I think the groom exhibited a huge lack of class.
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Old 03-19-2010, 05:33 PM
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well having 2 fries up my nose i would also yell - REVENGE :D
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Old 03-19-2010, 05:35 PM
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Funny story - but I find the amount of people who believe urban legend stories to be funnier...

snopes.com: Avenging Bride or Groom
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