For the Cats

[JohnM]

How to Give a Cat a Pill

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from the garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail.Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed.Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw blood soaked tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell, and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters

How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.
SORTED!!!

[musicman]

Very Funny Joke John,
Sounds like this kitty is smarter than the human he is living with. ( LOL )
The hard thing sometimes is trying to give a kitty CAT LAX.
Some will just eat it.
While others will fight you tooth and nail about it. ( individual mentality )
A dog will just do what it's owner wants. ( Pack Mentality )

Hope you enjoyed the Ludalf pictures with celebrities too.
Here are a few more for you
and other folks to see.
Enjoy,
Gary

[Don Boose]

Our cat, Tora-chan [Japanese for Little Tiger Girl], requires 2.5 pills every morning and another pill every evening. The process has become fairly routine, although now and then there is a drama.

Don

[John Dell]

This is what I use. It works great. Though some cats are easier to pill than others, even with this.

http://www.amazon.com/Butler-Sales-B.../dp/B000A86YBQ

[SCEtoAUX]

I recall trying to give a cat a tranquillizer pill. The procedure was about like what Johnny described only I can add that after about the fifth time of trying to get the pill into the cat's mouth I had absorbed enough of the drug from the pill to get kind of mellow.

I would say it reminded me of the days of my youth in the late 1960's and early 1970's, but I can't remember.

[ringmaster]

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[musicman]

OK Guys and Gals,
Had a request to post some of the pictures of Ludalf with
Playboy Bunnies that he got to play with when we were on the road.
As far as I know,,,
He was the only kitty ever allowed to be
in a playboy club.
The Bunnies really enjoyed his company too.
Best Regards,
Gary

[John Wagenseil]

Canned Cat.
Japanese Canned Cat.

[musicman]

Originally Posted by John Wagenseil

Canned Cat.
Japanese Canned Cat.

Hi John,
Researched this post of yours,,,
and it's a cat bed that looks like
a can of cat food.
Very Funny and cute.
Thanks for sharing the link.
Gary

[John Dell]

Ludalf was one lucky cat!