Panzerfaustomatic by
RocketmanTan! The newest concept in home and personal defense!
It Slices! It Dices! It Blasts your would be Assailants into conveniently-sized pieces suitable for transport straight to Hell!
The
Panzerfaustomatic by
RocketmanTan is no ordinary home or personal defense weapon. Unlike those other inferior products that require hours of tedious training,
Panzerfaustomatic is ready for immediate use by even the smallest of children. There are no special tools needed, no confusing straps, no need to aim the weapon directly at your assailant or pesky neighbor. Merely get that warhead close enough and
Panzerfaustomatic will take care of the rest!
The
RocketmanTan Panzerfaustomatic is a one-shot, throw-away tool of semi-mass destruction that requires no special tools for assembly. And, yet for the home hobbyist,
Panzerfaustomatic is easily reloadable for even more fun and destruction!
Be the first in your neighborhood to own this marvel of technology. Enjoy the confidence of knowing you can reach out and
TOUCH someone at ranges not to exceed 80 meters.
Are we asking the exorbitant price of $1200 like some high-priced self-protection weapons?
NO! Does it cost $600 like a tiny, ineffective concealed carry handgun?
NO! Do you have to pay hundreds for a measly electronic shock?
NO! For a limited time only, the first 10,000 customers will receive the
Panzerfaustomatic FREE by contacting
RocketmanTan at
Military by RocketmanTan on deviantART
It’s FREE! Get it today! FREE!
Caution: RocketmanTan assumes no liability or responsibility for collateral damage. Not suitable for children under 5 years old. Use only as directed.