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Originally Posted by Rata
Food for thought, sprogs. How about this- if you just needed one instead of a pair of contact lens, would you just be getting a len?
Worth thinking about; but not much.
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Unfortunately you spelled the word wrong, so the joke doesn't work.
LENS
is the singular. LENSES would be the plural option.
So, if you didn't get a "pair of lens(lenses)" you would have a single lens.
Len is my Uncle. (Seriously! I have an Uncle Len in England!)
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Originally Posted by rmks2000
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Or put garments in a suitcase and suits in a garment bag?
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Old George Carlin jokes. Great!
"What do you need a Hot Water heater for?
Hot Water doesn't need heating.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
A piano player is a pianist...so, a race car driver is a racist?