[sprogs]

The barman was idly cleaning glasses at the bar, when the door opened and in walked a piece of Grey Tarmac.
"Pint of bitter mate, and make it quick, because I'm an 'ard piece of Tarmac and I take no S**T from anyone"
In fear of his safety the barman quickly serves him and retreats to the far end of the bar.
"Pint again mate and don't hang around because I get vicious if I'm kept waiting because I'm 'ard"
Again the barman quickly serves him and returns to the far end of the bar, when, suddenly........
.....The door to the pub is kicked so hard it smashes through the frame, and in walks a piece of Red Tarmac !
The Grey Tarmac looks once and runs off to hide in the toilets.
"Pint of bitter NOW and don't make me wait one second longer than I have to or I'll wreck the place !"
The trembling barman serves him and without waiting for the money runs and hides.
The Red Tarmac drinks in one gulp and leaves.
The barman and the grey tarmac emerge from hiding.
"Hey, I thought you said you were hard ", said the barman.
"Oh yes " said the Grey Tarmac, I'm really hard, but you have to watch out for them red Tarmacs, they're Pcyclepaths !"