[sprogs]

So...
A duck walks into a bar and walks up to the counter and says to the barman...
"Got any bread ?"
" No, no" says the confused barman.
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"Got any bread?" says the duck again.
"No, I said I didn't have any bread" says the barman.
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"Got any bread?" again !
"Look.! I said I haven't got any bread twice now, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY BREAD"
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"Got any bread?"
"GOOD GRIEF, If you ask me one more time I'm going to nail your bill to the bar!"
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"Got any nails ?"
"No ?"
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"Got any bread ?"