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Here Miles...I Americanized Liz's joke for you.
A Bartender was standing behind the bar picking his nose...it had been a long pick...
when the door opened and in walked a Duck with a copy of National Enquirer under its wing.
"A glass of cheap whiskey and keep em coming." said the Duck.
The bartender was stunned.
The newest issue of Enquirer a day early!!!
...oh, and a talking Duck.
He served the Duck a shot of whiskey.
The Duck opened his paper and began to read after downing the liquor.
"Another, please" the Duck asked the bartender.
The bartender served the Duck again trying not reveal his reaction to the cover photo of Brad Pitt
...and his amazement over a talking Duck reading a newspaper.
Over the next three days, the same thing happened at 5pm...Duck, Tabloid Newspaper, Whiskey.
Eventually the bartender couldn't hold his opinion and when the Duck appeared on the fourth day
the bartender blurted out " Look here...you should really be in the Circus. They'd be amazed and pay you anything you wanted!"
The Duck looked at the bartender...puzzled...and asked "Why would a Circus want a Dry-Waller?"
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