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Captain Discipline
A friend passed this one to me today:
About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying... on their way home from a school trip.
Once we were in the air, the crew began serving drinks and pleaded with the children to settle down and let the other passengers get some sleep.
No amount of reasoning seemed to help, until I thought of the solution that actually worked.
I picked up the PA mike in the cockpit and announced,
"Children, this is the captain speaking. Don't make me stop this airplane and come back there!"
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