[JohnGay]

After many, many years keeping his secret from Lois, Clark decided it was finally time for 'THE TALK".
As Lois was washing the dishes after dinner, Clark took his glasses off and placed them on the kitchen table.
"Lois, we need to talk."
Lois turned around and said "Oh my God!"
"Where did that table come from? I have never seen that table in my entire life!"
Clark just turned and walked away.