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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to standard.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I’m not afraid of the dark…
Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.
Doberman: While it’s out, I’ll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Labradoodle: I'll get that bulb outta there - hey! you want the fixture too? Wait a minute - let's get these wire thingies out while we're at it - I'll be with you in a minute . . . .
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
The Cat: Cats do not change light bulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is: how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
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Sprogs
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