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Originally Posted by Mike1158
Not getting it.
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okay, try this version then...
After many, many years keeping his secret from Lois, Clark decided it was finally time for 'THE TALK".
As Lois was washing the dishes after dinner, Clark took his glasses off and placed them on the Dog.
"Lois, we need to talk."
Lois turned around and said "Oh my God!"
"Where did that dog come from? Who's dog is that? I have never seen that dog in my entire life!"
Clark just turned and kicked the cat.
He didn't have to, it just felt good to kick the cat.