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Ok, been browsing the jokes today:
Have to add this one.
A couple in their 90's was sitting in a restaurant eating their meal. The wife looks across the street and says, "You know it was 65-years ago to the day, today, that we met over at that bar".
The husband replies, "Yep, you're right. Remember how fast, after our eyes met, that we went out back and made love for the first time while you held onto to that fence?"
His nonagenarian mate replied, "Why don't we head over there after our meal and relive those moments?"
A quick reply, "Yes, lets just do it!"
Well sitting in the booth next to them was an off-duty police officer. The officer was like, oh no, this can't be happening, guess I'll have to make an arrest, if they follow through with this.
He followed them over.
Sure enough they started making love, the wife grabbed the fence just like the old days, and the ground started shaking, the gravel was jumping and rolling around. The officer couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Lying on the ground near total exhaustion, the couple quickly dressed.
The officer was amazed and asked, "After 65-years how do you keep that kind of passion going?"
The old boy looks up and says, "65-years ago, that fence wasn't electric!"
Mike
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