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So I'm working on a job site and my cell goes off.My mother.
-I'm calling to let you know your brothers are coming for a visit...what's that racket in the background?
-I'm in a hospital.
_Oh,what did you do ?What happened,are you hurt?
-No mum,I'm working.
-You got me so worried,you shouldn't say things like that.It's bad luck.
Lucky me she didn't call when I was installing railing in prison last week.Or fridge slides in a morgue this morning.Cool job ,eh?
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