Your favorite movie quotes

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Post your favorite quotes from your favorites movies
Here are mine


Star trek id

Spock:Captain this ship will not fit

*Kirk:It will fit will fit will fit*

Kirk:See i told you it would *fit*

Spock: Im not sure *that qualifies*

Mccoy: Five years in space god help me

Spock: I am vulcan sir we embrace technicalities*

Fast and *furious 6

Brian: Maybe the letty we once knew is gone*

Dom:You dont turn your back on family even when they do*
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Dom: And cars make sure their fast*

We're talking about vehicular warfare

Hobbs: It wasnt that hard to find you torretto*

Dom: Wasnt hiding*
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Roman: Why do i smell baby oil*

Hobbs: You keep running your piehole your going to smell an a$$kicking
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Dom: Ride or die remember*

Brian: Were not dealing with cops or drug dealers weve never seen this before*

Tej: Uh guys they got a tank*

Fast five*

Roman: When you gonna give martin luther king his car back*

Tej:As soon as you give rick james his jacket back*
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Dom: You just made a big mistake*

Dom: We talkin or we racin

Brian: Just dont cheat this time*

Dom: You gotta let that go*

Hobbs: And and above all else we dont ever ever let them get into cars*

Fast and furious*

Brian: This is were my juridiction ends*

Dom: And this is were *mine begins*

Brian: Sorry car

Female agent: So which car do you want*

Brian: All of them*

Dom: still a buster

The fast and the furious*

Brian: whats the retail on one of those ?

Car driver: more than you could afford pal ferrari

Dom: smoke him*

Dom: *you owe me a ten second car*

Dom: you know what your doing

Brian: i owe you a ten second car*

Fast and furious tokyo drift*

Shawn: nice ride

Dom: i won it from our friend han a few years ago

Shawn: i didnt know he was into american muscle

Dom: he was when he was rollin with me*

Shawn: you know this aint no ten second race*

Dom: i got nothin but time*

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Star trek*

Kirk: buckle up*

Scotty: i like this ship you know its exciting*

Mccoy: green blooded hobgoblin

Star trek nemesis*

B4: why do you have a shiny head

B4: why does the tall man have a furry face*

Picard: mr data*

Data: *sir*

Picard: shut up

Data: yes sir

Picard: fifteen years ive been waiting to say that*

Data: b4 do you know were you are*

B4: i am in a room * With lights*

Data: move puny human animal

Picard: a bit less florid ,data*

B4: never saw the sun *never saw the sun never saw the sun

Picard: shining so bright*

B4: shining so bright never saw things*

Picard: going so right*

B4: going so right*

Star trek insurrection

Picard: mr worf do you know gilbert and sullivan

Worf: *no sir i have not had a chance to meet all the new crewmembers since i have been back

Picard: they're composers worf from the the 19th century*

Star trek first contact*

Riker: your drunk*

Troi: i am not*

Riker: yes you are*

Troi: its a primitive culture im just trying to blend in*

Riker you're *blended all right*

Cochrane: i think i forgot somthing*
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Riker: what

Cochrane: i dont know probably *nothing

Troi: begin ignition sequence*

Cochrane: oh god now i remember*

Laforge: what*

Cochrane: were is it*

Laforge: what*

Cochrane: we cant lift off with out it*

riker: geordi we've got to abort*

Cochrane: no no wait i found it*

Cochrane: lets rock and roll

Troi: 8 7 6*

[Knife]

"do you have our clearance, Clarance?
"roger, Roger"
"what's our vector, Victor?

Airplane!

[Raja Ahsani]

"Out of commision, become a pillbox; out of ammo become a bunker; out of time become heroes" - commander daskal from the beast of war, it's on my signature

but but the most epic quote i've ever heard is the combustible lemon speech from portal 2:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

[subnuke]

"I don't want to go down for lack of shootin' back."

Unforgiven, I think.

[SCEtoAUX]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." The Godfather

Some from Once Upon A Time In The West:
Three bad guys meet Harmonica at the train depot
Harmonica: And Frank?
Bad guy: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Bad guy: Looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.
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Later in the movie:
Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Inside the men, there were three bullets.
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"He's whittling on a piece of wood. I've got a feeling when he stops whittling something's gonna happen."
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Frank: People scare better when they're dying.


Gold Hat: Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[cbg]

Cleese: 'A blessing!. . .a blessing from the Lord!'

Palin: 'God be praised!'

cbg

[Hi-Torque]

Half-Life: "Its probably not a problem. Probably"

[Yale]

from My Favorite Year:

Old woman in ladies' room: "This is for women only!

Drunken Peter O'Toole: "So is this, madam, but once in a while I must run some water through it."

[murphyaa]

My all time favorite movie, Ghostbusters.

-Somebody sneezes and you want a sample.
-Venkman got slimed! Great, take a sample.
-Shhh, listen...do you smell something?
- Where do these stairs go? They go up
-Let me know when we get to 20(th floor), I'm gonna throw up.
-Ray, next time an interdimensional being asks you if you're a god, you say yes!
-Don't cross the streams, that would be bad. Define bad. Imagine (sciency stuff I can't remember). Total protonic reversal. That would be bad, make a note.
-What are you, some kind of exterminators? Yeah, somebody saw a cockroach up on 5. Must be some cockroach. Bite your head off.
-Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our backs. We never got to test them. I blame myself. I blame you too.