My Fish has a broken back...

[airdave]

No, wait...thats wrong...my Fish has broken eyes!

And I need your help.
Poor Neil is going blind and I need your help to purchase a Seeing Eye Fish!

So, lets do this in a fun way...
I'm trying to raise $2,000,000.00...can you help?
Visit Neil's Fund Raising page for more info
Lets help Neil - Click Here

Funds raised will go toward the costs of a custom trained Guide Fish and custom-made Seeing Eye Fish Harness.
No, seriously, its real.
Or maybe I'll spend it on paper model stuff and just shower the Fish with love.
That's not important.
All you need to know is Neil needs you! and Neil thanks you!
And I thank you.
Now go to www.papermodelshop or Ecardmodels.com and pick up a model!
Get me started on my journey to two million dollars!






okay, okay...so this is just an attempt to drum up some extra sales for November.
Xmas is coming and my Paypal account is empty!
Darn I am so broke right now....Black Friday is coming and I haven't done my Xmas shopping yet!
If you were considering picking up one of my models...I could use the extra cash.


This of course, is all in fun and inspired by Chris G.'s recent fundraising efforts
to help poor Hugo recover from his emergency Back Surgery.
I'm happy to report that Hugo is doing very indeed, thanks to the Surgery
and the support of his family.
After you pick up one of my modelss, you might consider making a donation to Hugo's fund
and help Chris G. recover some of the very expensive Vetrinary costs.
Hugo's Fund Raising page is here: https://www.gofundme.com/hugoboy

[airdave]

What? we have no Fish lovers here?
Considering all the cans of Tuna you cat-lovers have opened, I would think you had a fondness for Fish?

Neil deGoldfish Tyson is four days into his very expensive experimental Gamma radiated Cellular Regeneration Therapy... (green antibiotics)...
and no response as of yet.

I've got a call into Bruce Banner for more help
but that custom made Guide Fish Harness is looking very needed right now.

If only I could somehow raise the necessary two million dollars needed to
fly around the world before visiting the Guide Fish School of Norway.
I could just take a trip straight there...but who doesn't want to fly around the world first?

Come on...buy a model...send me around the world.

Oh...yeah...and help a broken fish too.

Lets help Neil - Click Here

[N96HBK]

Poor fish!!!! I'll see what I can do. I hope you get just enough money to help him!!!

[sgoti]

Originally Posted by airdave

What? we have no Fish lovers here?
Considering all the cans of Tuna you cat-lovers have opened, I would think you had a fondness for Fish?

But our fondness for fish in that way requires them to be… In a state that is almost polar opposite from where you want Neil deGoldfish Tyson to be.

[eric_son]

I just finished reading and article on my FB feed about an operation that was performed on a 5 year old goldfish to remove a tumor. I thought this thread was related.

[mbauer]

I'd be more than happy to share my Terrayki Barb-Q receipe if that will help.

Mike

[Mike1158]

That's nothing Dave, my cat has a broken -we now interrupt this broadcast for an advertisement from our sponsors - and the air is cracking like an egg when she goes off full force. Trying to work a design of cat basket that is half inside the house and half outside, and praying she is the right way round.

[airdave]

Originally Posted by mbauer

I'd be more than happy to share my Terrayki Barb-Q receipe if that will help.

Mike

Terryaki Catty? mmmm sounds interesting



Mike1158...I am lost with your post. lol
My fish can't go outside.
Unless...no, wait, not without a new coat and mittens for the Winter.
Better add some more money to that fund raiser.

[Mike1158]

....and a very long snorkel.....