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10-12-2009, 03:58 AM
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Cat Hit Man
Does anyone know where I can hire a discrete hit man to take out at least one of my daughter's cats? I think I know which one is the culprit, although I think he attacks them while in Ninja cat mode as I have not caught him in the act.
So far he has attacked the aft masts of my Bremen and Admiral Ushakov and utterly destroyed one of the cranes on my freshly built dry dock. The dry dock attack is particularly heinous as it has been featured in an IPMS website review and was to be shown in my follow-up IPMS review of the Willift Eagle. Suspect is all black and answers to the name "Peanut". Maybe I can hire one of my dogs to take him out. They might work for scooby snacks. Greg
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10-12-2009, 04:51 AM
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You must have an aeroplane cat, and it chewed up your ship part to make you change your modelling habits!
Get some ratties! mine live in a HUGE cage, and there is no chance they will do the dirty
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10-12-2009, 06:30 AM
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Additional intel has indicated that the second cat in the above photo may have been the perpetrator of the terrorist attack on my dry dock and Admiral Ushakov. His description is a gray and black tiger striped cat with the imaginative name of "Tiger".
It has also come to my attention that they have formed their own feline terrorist cell known as "Al Cata". They should be considered armed (with claws and teeth) and dangerous. Sometimes their attacks are bold, while others are sneaky. They cannot be trusted. Greg
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10-12-2009, 06:35 AM
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I'll do it!
Cats are evil and should not be tolerated. Clowns are bad too. Maybe we could designate an isolated Island where we can put all Cats and Clowns...
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10-12-2009, 06:47 AM
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Wait. Wasn't that kind of how Australia and Georgia were started? Maybe we can send them to that island on Lost so they can't find their way home and can be eaten by the mysterious smoke monster. Greg
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10-12-2009, 07:24 AM
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You are lucky, my new cat has not allowed me to build or display anything in a year.
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10-12-2009, 08:30 AM
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oh what the heck...lets just eat 'em!
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10-12-2009, 08:41 AM
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I don't make mistakes. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was in error. - Lee Currently working on: ISS
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10-12-2009, 08:41 AM
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Unfortunately, you would be exiling that other half of the modeling community that couldn't live without their cats. :D
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10-12-2009, 09:13 AM
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"even though he never learned I hope he showed you some concern"...
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