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07-17-2007, 12:56 PM
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Medicare in a Nutshell
Medicare in a Nutshell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers- "Hello." "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for syphillis. We can't tell which are your husbands." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Then what should I do?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." 
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07-19-2007, 02:05 PM
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That Was Just Funny!!
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07-19-2007, 04:34 PM
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Reminds me of the reply one home brewer received from the laboratory at the town weights and measures department:
Dear sir, thank you for your inquiry, unfortunately it appears you omitted to pack your beer sample in the parcel. However, we did test the contents of the container that was in the box, and we are delighted to tell you that your camel is indeed pregnant..... Tim
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07-20-2007, 12:44 AM
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Nice one Ekuth!
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