Have I mentioned how useless Cats are just lately?

[airdave]

Have I mentioned how useless Cats are just lately?

Just thought I would remind you...

[Zakopious]

Never send a cat to do a dog's job.
A little rat terrier would have made short out of that rat.

[bf109]

let him get near my cats , and he 'll be dead

[lepercan]

Mine, too. But they're barn cats...tough

[Paperbeam]

I used to have a cat that once brought back a wild rabbit larger than it was - clearly of a different breed...

Funny - thanks for posting!

Terry

[2Kamser]

now that's a couple of cats really going "RATS"

[mbauer]

Now, now! Everyone knows cats are into being clean.

Using the following should strengthen the bond between owner and cat by helping the cat stay clean. This bond could require an emergency room visit if the following CAUTION [see the following text] isn't adhered too.

Best thing I ever saw was how to give a cat a bath. This was done by using a common household item. Already has water in it. Plus it has the advantage of different cycles:
1) Flush the toliet to ensure clean water
2) Add detergent of choice
3) With one hand grab the lid and with the other grab the cat
4) You must be quick in the following order of events!
4a-Drop the Cat into the bowl
4b-Imdeiately shut the lid - holding it down
5) Self agitation cycle is now in progress. This will ensure complete coverage of detergent. CAUTION: Keep all Body Parts away from lid/gap of toliet bowl.
6) Flush for rinse cycle
7) Flush again for second rinse cycle - giving plenty of time for agitation action
8) Have somone else open the lid*, besure to have all doors open to the outside before opening lid.
*OK to let person doing the "opening" know that the cat is present-if you wish...

[airdave]

why open the lid? I don't get that part?

[richkat]

Oh my God that is FUNNY.........Rich

[whulsey]

I like cats, but man that was funny.