For the elderly

[peter taft]

During a visit to his doctor an old guy asks him, " Doc.. how do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," he said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

[MrMidwayMan]

Now THATS funny.

[Paperbeam]

"How to know when to be mad?
When your cat rips up your best papermodel in the house.
(sadly this is true"

MrMidwayMan


Maybe this could help:

Calm Down For Cats - Health Care - Cat - PetSmart

I remember seeing SNL when they had a commercial skit about "puppy uppers" and "doggy downers" and apparently it's come true in the past few years.

Terry

[gregh]

Funny funny funny !

[Zathros]

That's really funny. I would have been admitted to the home.