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Homeland Security
A Homeland Security representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation'.
The old rancher said,' Okay but don't go in that field over there.' The Homeland Security agent said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, the old rancher heard a loud scream and saw the Homeland Security person running for the fence and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on the Homeland Security person with every step. The agent was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out ......... 'YOUR CARD! YOUR CARD! SHOW him your card!'
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:D:D:D:D Oh my goodness that's hilarious!
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He-he-he, I like that one.
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Priceless!:D
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Expect a visit from some card-bearing folks momentarily
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No worries! We are CERTAINLY full up on "the bull"!:D:D:D
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I'd show that to my boss, but....
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"redhorse" as in Red Horse USAF construction engineers?
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Actually, it's as in Redhorse Sucker. That's the fish in the picture - I use that on a fishing forum and just use it on all of them now so I can remember who I am...
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