Animals in bars

[Kira]

Ant Jokes:

What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

[richkat]

So there was this Irishman…right…and he walks out of a bar. Wel……………it could happen.....Rich

[richkat]

3 men walked into a bar..... you would have thought, one of them would've seen it Rich

[richkat]

A lawyer, a Rabbi and a Carrot walk into a bar and the bar tenders says: "What, is this a joke or something?" Rich

[richkat]

On man walks into a bar. The second one ducks. Rich

[Philip]

Got an email yesterday from someone on high wishing me a Happy Birthday. How nice!

I know I haven't been around for a while but contemplating one's navel takes up more time than you could possibly imagine. I digress: it's all about animals in bars here. German shepherds anyone?

Three German Shepherds in a British Pub. - YouTube

Philip

[JohnM]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana . He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings .."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings "

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings "

The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs.."

.............You're gonna love this........

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.


Johnny

[BobGurkin]

A termite walks into a bar. He taps on the bar and says "is the bar tender here?"

[John Wagenseil]

Unbearably bad puns batter my brain

[musicman]

Originally Posted by John Wagenseil

Unbearably bad puns batter my brain

I like them,,, There Batter than nothing.
Punder that for a while.