Australian love poem

[jaska]

Of course I love ya darlin',
You're a bloody top-notch bird.
And when I say you're gorgeous,
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side,
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready,
There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more,
I tell ya, I don't care.
So long as when I cuddle ya,
I can get my arms round there.

No Sheila who is your age,
Has nice round perky breasts.
They just gave in to gravity,
But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin' ya the truth now,
I never tell ya lies.
I think it’s very sexy,
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna's grave now,
The moment that we met.
I thought you was as good as,
I was ever gonna get.

No matter what u look like,
I'll always love ya dear.
Now shut up while the cricket’s on,
And fetch another beer!

[Lewis H Osborn]

good on ya mate