Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[rickstef]

1. If You're Choking On An Ice Cube, Simply Pour A Cup Of Boiling Water Down Your Throat. Presto! The Blockage Will Instantly Remove Itself.

2. Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

3. Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

4. For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

5. A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

6. If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. Then You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

7. You Only Need Two Tools In Life - WD-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The WD-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

8. Remember - Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.

9. If You Can't Fix It W ith A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

Daily Thought: Some People Are Like Slinkies - Not Really Good For Anything But They Bring A Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs.

[Darwin]

What makes you think electrical problems can't be fixed with a hammer? For those of you that might have gone through prototype at S1W, remember the main coolant pump breaker operating tool?

[dansls1]

There was a maintenance guy at work here who got made fun of for having a toolbox full of hammers. There were the open-ended wrench hammers, the allen wrench hammers, the pliers hammers, the actual hammer hammers, etc...

[member_3]

Wow, Darwin! It's a good thing you didn't reveal it was a ball peen hammer or your statement would have been classified SECRET - NOFORN!