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Old 03-13-2012, 01:03 PM
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A Group of Guys

A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jane Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her if they ride their bikes past her house.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the booze was good , it was right near the gym and if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses were very cute.

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had never been there before.
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Old 03-13-2012, 01:15 PM
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Funny, but true.
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Old 03-13-2012, 05:53 PM
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And I was waiting for them to meet at the DQ again at some point because the food was soft, and the girls were cute.
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Old 03-13-2012, 07:49 PM
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And I was waiting for them to meet at the DQ again at some point because the food was soft, and the girls were cute.
... their grand-daughters worked there.
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