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07-22-2013, 05:11 PM
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Is Romance dead?
Is Romance Dead? A older-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise.......Rich
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07-22-2013, 05:18 PM
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Very funny !
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07-22-2013, 05:28 PM
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Great one Rich!
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07-23-2013, 04:54 AM
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I just fell off my chair laughing! Thanks for that!
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07-23-2013, 06:21 AM
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AAAAhhhhhhahahaha..."note to self...Do NOT drink when reading stuff like this", have to change my shirt for the work day..
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