"You must be a paper modeler if...." - Page 67

**peaceglue** · #**661** 04-06-2013, 09:47 AM

Hello Erik,

Quote:

Erik J: I checked.

Bragger! [snicker, too]

Ok, that was offtopic and not: "You must be a paper modeler if....".

**CNT** · #**662** 04-06-2013, 12:04 PM

If your printer's black ink cartridge just expired and decide you always wanted to build a SR-71, stealth fighter, and uhu night fighter and purchase the electronic modelbooks.

**Erik J** · #**663** 04-06-2013, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peaceglue

Hello Erik,

Bragger! [snicker, too]

Ok, that was offtopic and not: "You must be a paper modeler if....".

'you must be a paper modeller if you believe there will be no more than 598 total homilies.'

[that should put me back on-topic]

Since I have been challenged, I either move two more of my mobile mid-range missiles to the east coast, or I reach into that wretched barrel for things to up the total to 610... I choose the latter option.

**peaceglue** · #**664** 04-07-2013, 12:19 AM

Gotcha!

You must be a paper modeler if....

... your mobile mid-range missiles are made of paper and cardstock!

**Erik J** · #**665** 04-07-2013, 08:30 AM

There is paper dust on top of you living room furniture.

You have glued your hand to the table with CA by accident more than 3 times.

You took a week long vacation to Hawaii and never left the hotel room, because you were building a model.

Anything under 1:33 is 'tiny scale'.

**murphyaa** · #**666** 04-07-2013, 01:33 PM

I fit the third part.

If you can't see it with the unaided eye, you didn't build it.

**Dented Rick** · #**667** 04-09-2013, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik J

Anything under 1:33 is 'tiny scale'.

For me, it's anything larger than 1:200th scale is Large scale

**murphyaa** · #**668** 04-09-2013, 06:35 PM

...if you get in an argument with other modellers over what is considered "large scale" and "small scale"...

**SJPONeill** · #**669** 04-11-2013, 01:39 PM

...if you buy a new book and spend more time handling the paper of the pages and wondering how tightly it will roll....

**Erik J** · #**670** 04-12-2013, 11:12 AM

You were appalled when the wife chose antique dolls as a hobby and not card models.

You have splashed yourself with whiskey to hide the smell of Uhu glue from your significant other.

Your picture is posted on the Elmer's Glue website.

You say card modelling is not an 'addiction', but your significant other is looking into it.