Why Women Outlive Men

[MOS95B]

#7
('Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?')




#6
(Necessity is the mother of invention...)




#5
('And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!')




#4
(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)




#3
('Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...')




#2
Step 1: Remove shoes and do NOT wear rubberized gloves.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.

And the winner is...
(How drunk do you have to be for this to start looking like a good idea?)

[WraithVerge]

:lol: Wow. Talk about weapons-grade stupidity...

[Clashster]

Whhhhaaaa????? You mean there is something wrong with what they're doing???? :p

[Zathros]

I also have heard that that reduced flatulence in females is due to the inability to build up pressure due to excessive vocalization. This is probably an urban legend though.

[B-Manic]

Originally Posted by Zathros

I also have heard that that reduced flatulence in females is due to the inability to build up pressure due to excessive vocalization. This is probably an urban legend though.

I've been told that single women don't experience flatulence because they have not met their @#!hole yet.

~from a always reliable source - my wife

[Zathros]

Originally Posted by B-Manic

I've been told that single women don't experience flatulence because they have not met their @#!hole yet.

~from a always reliable source - my wife

This is true, but Lord O'mighty when it does rear it's ugly head ( forgot to add a period there):D

[lancer525]

My great-grandmother was born in 1865. She lived to be 112 years old. I was born on her 100th birthday, and was always her favorite because of that happy circumstance. She attributed her longevity to the fact that she had in fact outlived all four of her husbands. Once they were dead, she said, she no longer had any stress in her life...

[Spar]

A wise man ( or wise guy) once said:

"The reason women outlive husbands is beacause women aren't married to wives".

I think he only said it once because he didn't live long thereafter to say it a second time.

[billy.leliveld]

He He..
Her's another 60ties toiletwallwisdom;
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bycicle"

[Rick Thomson]

Why do men die younger???

Because we want to...