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Hi, everyone.
I was just wandering around the site trying trying to understand anything when I came upon Airdave's post of 10-25-2017. I was appalled to find that everything sold in IKEA was so angry ! The Swedish are normally quite laid back. Perhaps they stopped selling the Swedish meatballs because they were so incandescent they offended the diners ? Liz P.S. Dear Tim. I am now on my third attempt at the ME 109. Still unhappy with the undercarriage but determined. Thanksa for sticking with me.
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Oldie but goodie (and clean too)
Q: How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just let it burn out and then follow it around for a few decades.
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Shame on you Rata !
Picking on poor Grateful Dead fans . Most of the ones I met couldn't remember why they were standing in front of the turntable (watching this amazing black go round man) let alone which band they were a fan of. "Hey man !" "Yeah ??" "If I make this go the other way round John Lennon keeps saying "rebbur, rebbur,rebbur........."
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How many paper modellers does it take to change a light bulb ?
None - change a light bulb now ? Can't you see I'm at a delicate step in this 1/100 scale build !
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Ha! An original to boot! Good one.
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Crossover joke:
How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Never happened. His bulbs are too scared to burn out- you don't want Chuck Norris coming at you in the dark....
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bad memory
Sorry folks, it seems I misrembered my earlier light bulb joke of 3-23-2018.
Old age and fading memory I think. so:- Q How many Male Chauvinist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb? A NONE. Let the ***** cook in the dark ! Thank you and goodnight. Liz
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My apologies Elliot, I appreciate your concern.
Liz
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Why has no-one on this site designed a paper light bulb ?
If they do will there be a mad rush of re-colours ? Liz
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How many paper modellers does it take to re-colour a light bulb?
78.340 and counting
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